man spatula

A beercan that is crushed and then used to flip food on the grill. Man spatulas are most commonly seen tailgating at football games.

I was at the Pats game this weekend, and I could taste booze in my burger. It must've been from the man spatula.

fall scramble

The phrase that describes when you are desperately searching for a companion for the cold winter months that can stay in with you and watch movies and have sex.

The opposite of "Spring Cleaning".

On a scale from 1-10, she was only a 7, but considering this is the fall scramble, I had to settle...

Fuckin A

Contrary to popular belief, this phrase is actually short for "Fuckin A-hole". It started off as a negative term, like when losing in poker as kids, we'd yell "fuckin A!" to the fuckin A-hole that won. Over the years, it morphed into a term used for general excitement, like "fuckin A! I'd love to go to the movies!" and is no longer limited to negative context.

Are you drinking tonight? Fuckin A right I am!!