geishagiggle

A more precise alternative to writing the word 'lol'

Or if witnessed in the flesh: A short, polite, delicately cheeky sounding laugh, completed with finger-tips covering over mouth, befitting the laugh of a geisha-girl. Sounding like hihihi

Q: Why did the baker have brown hands?
A: Because he kneaded a poo

response *GEISHAGIGGLE*

Fucksome

When somebody looks particularly fuckable or sexy/ worthy of some sexy time

"I have to say you're looking highly fucksome tonight"

Sqwee

The combination of squits diarrhea and wee ie clearish water shooting out of one's anus as a result of a stomach bug/intestinal disorder

Sorry I can't come out tonight I have a bad case of sqwee

GAKE

GAKE: A Gay man who obsesses, talks about and enjoys Cake

GAY-TEAU: Slighty better heeled Gay man who obsesses about Gateau

GAY-STRY: Like the above but for pastry

Gay man "I spent all of Saturday afternoon baking cupcakes. Do you think that makes me a Gake?"

Henge

Henge - is an 'older' hench ( well built, muscled) man.

"you're looking Henge there chap"