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the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!
jim bob! i've got O-J on my weiner
Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.
Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"
comical genius/guitar player(not great at guitar but comical genius none the less)
"did you catch that phat vid from lynch"
"pff phuck yae, stephen is my home-boy nikka"
to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game
Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.
A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
When the fat area on a woman's stomach folds over her cunt and the two become one item.
Man, her gunt was so big it had become a chummuck!
Not only a shit car and alcohol free beer but also commonly used for describing ones ability. In common with the above words, often full of irony.
Sam Lilley: A man of my calibre never goes down (whilst lying in bed after getting over excited at the weekend...