sucks to be you

Definition:
generally directed at someone who is broke all the time, worried all the time, not able to have fun, or elsewise and the speaker has a sorta empathy

Background:
prevalence showed up in the mid-eighties during the cocaine and heroin crazy.

Man, you lookin like crap. You doin too much blow. Sucks to be you.

Miotch

Instead of using the curse word "bitch," I used to call my mom "miotch" to get around cursing. Plus, it sounds cooler.

You are one stupid miotch!

teh

when you type too fast

wow your car is teh biggest piece of shit ever.

homorevolted

What people actually mean when they say "homophobic". A person who, when confronted with homosexuality, experiences disgust or shock or turns away with disgust
transitive senses : to cause to turn away or shrink with disgust or abhorrence when seeing or thinking of homosexuality.

Homosexual: "What?! Are you a homophobe or something?!!!" Heterosexual:"HomoPHOBE? As in scared? Of course not. What could a homosexual possibly do to me? Give me fashion advice? I'm homorevolted.

jerkweed

a jerk, but worse

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!

young fit

Refers to an article that is too small for the person wearing it. A comparison to the way a black male penis fits into a young girls vagina.

Hey yo B, that jacket's young fittin!

Diephobe

Any person who is afraid or unwilling to admit that God is real and that the only way to Him is through His Son, Jesus Christ.

Atheists and agnostics are Diephobes.