A rather plump or irrelevant tard, or tahd. Pronounced "loddy todd" in a HIGHLY sophisticated manner.
I gave chase to the lahdy tahd, and captured him with ease. They're not very quick on their feet.
Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.
Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.
A combination of the words "sleeping" and "skipping," meaning when someone sleeps in and therefore misses a class.
Drunk person 1: "Oh my God, I'm so drunk!"
Drunk person 2: "Yeah me too... I'm totally skleeping tomorrow's 8AM class."
When one sleeps in and misses a class. Combination of the words "skipping" and "sleeping."
"Where the hell's Joey? He's not skleeping again, is he?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so, he stayed up quite late last night."
Excellent book series of the 90's, (written by R.L. Stine,) which spawned a terribly mediocre television series under the same name.
"Ugh, change the channel, that dumb "Goosebumps" is on. I'd much rather enjoy the high-quality books."