Alkemyst

If anandtech had body parts he would be the asshole.

KISS MY ALKEMYST SHiTWAD!!!

Shleetard

Shlee: Nickname for Ashley
Tard: Short for retard
Shleetard: Ashley is retarded

Ashley, in which country is the Miss America pagent held?
Europe.
No Shleetard, Europe is a continent not a country and America is also known as the United States of America.

Vapenaginis

The sexual organ of a person of unrecognizable gender. Also, a person with such a personality that they represent both sexes.

Guy 1: Dude, Clarissa has a vapenaginis.
Guy 2: Dude, who's Clarissa?
Guy 1: (Points) That girl over there.
Guy 2: Dude! That's my best friend Eric!

Aquadodo

An underwater pervert

Lil timmy had a close encounter with an aquadodo

Demo

means cool

Dude, that guitar is so demo!

Gimme Mine

to slap or aggressively pull someone's neck after saying something unintelligent

Person 1: I thought Vancouver was in France

Person 2: Wow, gimme mine!

cheeva

A slang term for marijuana. Other words: weed, dank, mary jane, etc.

To get high, I smoke cheeva.