Absent

The state of not being where you are supposed to be.

Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets.

bunz

What radu has in his shoe.

I got a bunz in my shoe so I cant!

psp

As someone who actually owns a PSP I will tell you that it rocks. The DS doesn't even hold a candle to the PSP. I can't speak about other peoples problems, but it lasts for six hours, there is no problem with disks popping out, and the graphics are closer to ps2 than psone. Anyone debating which handheld to buy should decide whether the want a gimmicky toy, or a full on portable entertainment center.

"I just got my new PSP and it totally pwns the DS"

metro

The act of taking longer than your girfriend to get ready and also you like to paint your toenails.

Bill Stasney is sooooo metro.

hitler youth

A term invented by my grandfather for the Civil Air Patrol. This term is derrived from the fact that CAP members go around in Camo uniforms marching, resembling the teenagers trainde by Nazis during WWII.

So Josh, you going to your hitler youth group meeting tonight? Ja. (german for yesget it?{If you don't too bad, stupid})

one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.

Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night

Personal Athlete

A person who is very into his/her self

Or someone who tries to act cool and fit but in reality are {pretentious} and not cool.

"Check out that Personal Athlete at the bar. You think he could try any harder?"

"Maybe guys wouldn't give her the wrong kind of attention if she would quit being such a Personal Athlete."