The time spent in a restroom using the toilet.
"Where's Bob?"
"He's been in the bathroom for the last twenty minutes."
"Whoa, that's a lot of porcelain time!"
Magazines or shows that feature cooking, home decorating, or other issues of interest to women (usually yuppies), who get addicted to it the same way men do to porn.
My wife's domestic porn habit is getting out of hand, she spends all day watching the Food Network while thumbing through Martha Stewart Living magazines.
Living or traveling rent free by sleeping on the sofa of friends or relatives.
I saved a bunch of money by sofa surfing my vacation across the country.
The amount of money an individual or corporation is screwed out of by it's so called "carbon footprint"
1.The carbon dickprint to my utility bill is $40 a month.
2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.
Acronym for 'Go Ugly Early'. A getting laid technique for men. Rather than spend an inordinate amount of time and money on a beautiful, or good-looking woman, in a bar, to Gue would be to pick out the ugliest woman and woo her early before all the guys who got shot down on better looking women come after her.
Male friend 1: Check out the hot chick over there, are you going to hit on her?
Male fried 2: Naw, I want a sure thing, so it's gue for me tonight.
A person who likes to masturbate.
Joe isn't gay or straight, he's a manualsexual.
1. The part of an air brake system used to hook the truck to the trailer.
2. The hand a wanker uses.
Trucker Bob connected the gladhands to the trailer, then used his gladhand to yank his crank.