Rugby Union

the game played by public school boys

now water ever you do dont bend for the soap!

spill the phone

to knock over a telephone (usually cordless)

"Man, he was so high I was sure he would spill the phone when he set down that bong"

"Hello ... You still there? ... Hello?"
"Uh, Hello. Sorry about that. Wouldn't you know -- I was just about to tell you the best part when I had to go and spill the phone."

chewedkandi

To be amazingly cool and internet wise.

God, you are so ChewedKandi.

stain

A person in your life you can't get rid of or deny knowing. Other aspects of your life are fine, but there lies a big old reminder and someone is always pointing it out. Every time you look at him/her, you wish your life was stain-free.

My sister-in-law is a stain.

Strawberry Custard Pie

While having sex and right before cumming, you punch the girl's nose making her bleed, cum on the blood, and stir them together with your dick

I gave her a Strawberry Custard Pie

tolts

Female physical assets

That girl has been flaunting her tolts all night.

yours

adj.. - As in "your face", what you say to people when you feel the need to tell them it is their face.

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Person A: "Yours."
Person B: *explodes*