California

A really nice state. Often ridiculed and stereotyped by people who either live in shitty states nobody cares about or they just have never been there.

Person #1: Man, California is so ghetto. Look at Los Angeles...
Person #2: Hick...

Chicken Monkey

A chicken that has some monkey like traits.

Holy shit! Did you see that Chicken Monkey!?

Dont touch my Chicken Monkey!

sexperv

one who writes in an online diary about sexual escapades.

kim said, "that was the best sex i ever had!"
kyle said, "ewwww sexperv!"

Seattleite

1: inhabitants of Seattle
2: one who rarely sees natural sunlights, esp. from September thru July.
3: <old Eng.> often refers to someone, who is computer savvy and possesses valuable stock options.
4: <new Eng.> often refers to someone, who is computer savvy and possesses worthless stock options.

"Bill Gates is a Seattleite."

Zub Zub

To imply acknowledgement,confirmation, and/or a request followed by immediate and unconditional agreement

Example 1.

Man 1: "hey dude, I'm downstairs."
Man 2: "Zub Zub"

Example 2.

Man 1: "you wanna' beer homie??"

Man 2: "Zub Zub"

yoda

The most bad ass mutha fuckin Jedi Masta, Not master, cuz as we all know Yoda is a tru gangsta. He lives up in the Degoba system and he's under 3 feet tall and can bust yo ass in a blink of an eye.

In the words of Yoda. "Judge me by my size do you?"

Charlie Kaufman

Arguably the greatest and most original screenwriter currently working. He's the master behind;

- Being John Malkovich
- Adaptation
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
- Human Nature

He has had two past Oscar nominations for Best Screenplay and this year has been nominated for this third for "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," his best to date.

If Kaufman doesn't take him his Oscar, then this will be my last time watching the Academy Awards.