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pampering prick

The act of being a total douche with good hygiene.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.

Casey: Hey Suzy, how's Anthony?
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013


vagina vine

The act of finding random ass head hair, stuck in the crevices of yo pussy.

ashlee: ewh, da fuq is dis

*yank*

ashlee: ahh my head hair, why da fuq dis in my pussy. mom why?
mom: I don't know... I just really don't know. maybe it's just a silly ole vagina vine!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013


coochie inspector

this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.

Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.

by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013


Quit and spit

The act of blowing a guy and him turning you off like a light switch, so you quit and spit!

Dom: Hey so did Sandra finally suck your dick?
Anthony: Yeah but she quit and spit right before I cummed because I said Casey instead of Suzy, whoops.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013


Vagina lips

The act of taking a picture and failing at "duck lips" that it turns into "vagina lips"

The act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a vagina.

The act of kissing and squirting you spit in their mouth like a vagina would.

Ava: Hey Lauren did you see Sam's new selfie pic?

Lauren: Yeah she had some crusty ass vagina lips!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013