W's brain

W's brain is the collection of neoconreps, Darth Vadar types, et. al. that President George W. Bush surrounds himself with since in the mind of some left-wing types he can't do any of his own thinking.

This is disturbing since W scored higher on an IQ test than his last challenger John Kerry.

Karl Rove is considered the central processing unit of W's brain, along with Dick Cheney and Condelezza Rice.

Kerry was crushed in the 2004 debates by the "Boy King" because W's brain was in the audience with cue cards feeding him his lines.

yellow cake kambic

A person who has a obsessive compulsive need to find yellow cake uranium in foreign countries before invading them and stealing their oil.

I was watching CNN last night and this yellow cake kambic guy came on saying that there was only 5 tons of uranium in Iraq but no yellow cake was found.

I say, give him a twinkie and his yellow cake craving will be extinguished.

throwing star

Multi-pointed metallic throwing weapon used by martial artists. Mainly used by Ninjitsu it is also used by practitioners of other styles. Small and discreet, can be carried in pocket. Can be laced with poison for quick killing.

This idiot broke into my house last night. After giving him a groin kick and a backfist he staggered off my front porch. I broke out the throwing star and gave him a going away present in his butt.

shellacking

A severe beating. Oftentimes well deserve. In American politics it happens when the party in power ignores the will of the people or pretends to know how to spend your money better than you do.

My administration really took a shellacking yesterday. Maybe Nancy Pelosi and I didn't communicate our policies clearly enough, or maybe we didn't do enough