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1. An enemy from Shining Force, for the Sega Genesis, part of the series of "Shining" series of fantasy console games developed by Sega.
2. Also could refer to any evil clown, although this particular name is generally used by fans of the original Shining Force game. As the word "dire" generally means "Warning of or having dreadful or terrible consequences," according to most dictionary whores, it seems perfectly appropriate.
Gamer: I just walked into a dark alley and fought a Dire Clown in hand-to-hand combat!
Friend: Oh? And when was the last time you left your bedroom, Mr. Gamersexual?
n. A fake not-for-profit organization, usually set up as an Internet fraud scheme, that exploits or has exploited such events as 9/11, the Haiti earthquake, tsunamis in Southeast Asia, and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan to dupe people out of large sums of money. In some cases, they will set up authentic-looking fake websites in order to further present themselves as legit, but in most cases, by the time people realize this, it's much too late.
Total n00b: Aw, isn't this sweet? Send Uzbekistan's People Excellent Resources is collecting money for earthquake victims!
Friend: Are you for real? Don't you know that's a conprofit?
Vegan Black Metal Chef is an up-and-coming YouTube celeb. The creator of the videos dresses in a manner similar to Gene Simmons of KISS, with white face paint and black streaks around his eyes, and wears a black suit of armor. Clearly, he's also influenced by such real-life black metal bands as Mayhem, Burzum, and Dark Throne. Thus far, he has only posted two videos ("Pad Thai" and "Easy Meal Ideas of the Ages"), yet the first video alone has received over 1 million views and spawned imitators. He has also been referenced on quite a few food-related blogs. And finally, in true black metal style, the videos/songs are at least 12-15 minutes long!
Vegan Black Metal Chef (making Pad Thai): FORM THE TRIANGLES INTO THE SYMBOL OF THE ANCIENTS ON THE PLATE!
A body rub is, technically, an erotic massage that may or may not include extras, e.g. happy endings. Sometimes these take place in hotels or motels; other times the masseuse will come to the client's home.
Experiences with a body rub are very individualized: some offer more intimate services (such as a BJ) based on pay, and others will offer kissing, mutual touch, and even FS. Often this depends on how familiar the masseuse is with the client. And prices run the gamut from $50-$300 and higher, also depending on what services you want.
Men, women, and transgender providers offer body rubs if you're looking for them, and they're probably available in just about any city, believe it or not.
I had the most amazing body rub last night! Her name was Angel; she was gorgeous and treated me like a king!
A list of the five celebrities you would sleep with (even if you're in a committed relationship), if they ever just flat-out offered you sex. May be serious in context, or brought up as a complete joke.
I may be married, but my five are Rachel Nichols, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Emma Watson, Abigail Spencer, and Amy Adams. It's on my marriage license.
n. Also known as a "chatterbot," these are AI programs designed to simulate "intelligent" conversation with human users. The problem, with most of them, is that either a. they sound ridiculous, or b. the programmer has tried too hard to make them "human." Either way, most users try to get them to talk dirty. Among the most famous of these are ALICE, ELIZA (the original), and Cleverbot.
Chatbot: So, how are you today?
User: I'll be better after you suck my cock.
Chatbot: Can you explain what "cock" means?
A hilarious (and yet oddly disturbing) song by electro-industrial band Velvet Acid Christ, using numerous samples from the film Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; most of the samples are of Johnny Depp's character, Raoul Duke, narrating the film, such as, "This was not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Extremely menacing vibrations were all around us." It's all-too-appropriate for a band that, according to rumor, got their name from an acid trip experience.
Velvet Acid Christ Fan: I'm bored, so I'm gonna candy flip while I listen to "Fun With Drugs." Wanna join me?