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n. A fantastic creature that is the symbol of the Ordre du Vénéré Bitard, a student association of University of Poitiers in France, created during the 1920s. Members of the student group also refer to themselves as bitards, and at times wear uniforms colored according to their rank in the organization.
NOTE: Although a previous UD definition says that this means "bisexual retard," that is a common misconception.
University of Poitiers Student: Salut! ¿Voulez-vous joindre à l'Ordre du Vénéré Bitard? Vous pouvez porter une cape.
US Transfer Student: Um, let me look that up in my French dictionary. I'm not sure I want to be a bitard.
A slang term for titty fuck. To thrust the penis in between a woman's breasts, simulating intercourse.
I hooked up with this girl the other night, and she gave me a Russian Job! It was amazing!
A sexual fetish in which the participants wear clown makeup, or do anything clown-like during sex. Referred to in Mystery Science Theater 3000, while watching the film "Here Comes the Circus." There have also been specialized porn films dedicated to this fetish.
Guy: Hey baby, wanna do it clownstyle tonight?
Girl: Sure, as long as I get to blow up a condom and make it into a penguin!
Guy: That's so hot.
n. Also known as "QDB" or "Quote Database," this is a very popular site listing quotes from IRC and IM conversations. Often the humor stems from someone making a typo, such as "Peking Dick FTW...wait, I mean Peking Duck!" Bash.org is also the site partially responsible for making such 'Net users as bloodninja into Internet celebrities, due to their hilarious trolling efforts. Best read late at night with friends, after consuming large amounts of alcohol or other mind-altering substances.
Nutshell_dude: So, I'm drinking Cock right now.
MadManCurie: Oh shit! That's going on bash.org!
Nutshell_dude: No, wait! I meant Coke! Fuck you.
As far as spellcheck knows. What is only within the knowledge base of spellcheck, which is why it marks so many real words as "wrong."
Me: What, you mean "bloob" isn't a word?
Friend: afask
n. A historically diverse community located east of Piedmont Ave. and Downtown Atlanta. It is one of the oldest sections of the city, having been built in the 1890s. The main thoroughfare in today's Old Fourth Ward is Boulevard, which was the site of economic decline throughout the 1950s-1980s, and now consists mostly of section 8 housing. The area is still infamous for its drug dealers, prostitution, and other crime. Rumor has it, however, that the city has been making efforts to clean up the neighborhood and restore it to its original state.
New Yorker: I just got a new job in Atlanta, so I'm moving to the Old Fourth Ward!
Friend: Oh, you're moving to the projects! Have fun.
n. Popular nickname for all the idiotic, moronic, creepy (and/or funny) status messages people post on Facebook on a day-to-day basis. So prevalent that an entire section of FAIL Blog has been dedicated to it.
Facebook user: Today I figured out that I'm gay...so im telling you all, just cuz i had to tell sumbody 1st! just don't tell my mom, K?
Facebook user's "friend": I am so posting that on Failbook.
Facebook user: don't you fucking dare!