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ricer

any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.

Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just crappy ripoffs that dont do a damn thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, you'd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.

Billy and Bobby both have 6000 to spend on their car. Billy invests it in suspension and engine work, and Bobby buys a "sick" body kit, and some "tight" rims. So, Billy has a fast car that will surprise anyone wanting to race it, and bobby is hitching a ride back home, because his "sick" body kit blocked all air to the engine.
Can you spot the ricer?

by Marc July 26, 2004


jibblies

n. uncomfortable feeling of dread or horror. esp. uncomfortable mental image.

Syn: willies, heebie jeebies, weirded out, creeped out

Ant: stoked, psyched

Ent: coined by the character StrongBad on www.homestarrunner.com

The thought of another minute sitting next to dat skank gave me da jibblies

by Marc December 11, 2003


flupejack

to really fuck someone up...

Ray had enough of Tims shit so he flupejacked the mutherfucker

by marc March 05, 2005


fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

by Marc April 25, 2005


Basin Bun

Noun. The cheeks of a persons butt which curve in instead of curving out.

That girl had one normalyy ass cheek, but on the other side wasw a basin bun.

by Marc April 03, 2005


Lemmy Badger

A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body.

Yuo must have a lemmy badger in your ass becase you are treating me like a rotten terd.

by Marc April 03, 2005


Leddy

Of Irish decendant, a Leddy likes to fuck sheep and drink beer. In that order.

God damn it Leddy! I told you to stay off my farm!

by Marc December 07, 2003