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A heterosexual. A carbon footprint enhancer. That group of humans most responsible for global warming, deforestation and a depletion of the ozone layer. A propagator.
In addition to being Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin is a prolific breeder.
When one's just desserts are dished out even before the meal's begun. Similar to the Western concept of getting beaten to the punch. Although people who experience preemptive karma feel like dolts, they are actually highly evolved beings whose true desire is to do no others harm.
Grasshopper, the time you tried to kick the cat, but slipped instead - that was preemptive karma.
A person whose online activities generates spam on your computer. Usually a boyfriend or husband.
Not only did Glenda's boyfriend screw up her Firefox preferences whenever he used her computer, the websites he visited also made him an unwanted spam donor.
An act of violence or violent intimidation carried out against an individual or group of individuals because of their Islamic faith. A hate crime.
The bomb threat phoned into the mosque by a man screaming disparaging remarks about the Prophet Mohammed was deemed an act of anti-Islamic terrorism by the authorities.
An area of oral discharge spumed upon one's shoulder by an infant being held.
Hector like Delores and her two-month-old baby, but he found her burp brooch a big turnoff.
A furry feline friend who enjoys getting the area immediately preceding it's tail whacked much harder than one would imagine enjoyable.
God love him, but Little Marquis was definitely a smack cat, as evidenced by his purring while being given a rather vigorous series of whacks just in front of his tail and then asking for more.
The specific deity or religious persona one wishes to identify with for reasons of spiritual growth. So called, because an image of such is often displayed prominently upon one's own personal altar.
Being of a compassionate nature, the young woman felt a great affinity for White Tara and so displayed a beautiful image of her altar ego prominently in her shrine room.