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why cockney wanker'comedian' Michael Barrymore wishes he'd gone to jail after that bloke drowned in his swimming pool.
awight! I couldn't 'ardly walk after Dropping the Soap in G wing sharrers (trans: showers), guvnah, leave it aht, do what, you're 'aving a laugh!
national anthem of cockneyland
aind, knees ap muvva brahn, etc
annoying catchphrase of the now disgraced cockney 'entertainer' Michael Barrymore
awight at the back!
either a crap soap opera about cockney wanker or the real life place where true cockey waners live
everyone's talking about it- yeah they are saying thank fuck I don't live in the east end like these tossers.
either something you do to a salad, or another word for wanking. or wanking into a salad.
jamie oliver said "it's been a good night's tossing once again, guvnah."
shameless little tramp who cooks her husband's socks at any available opportunity
oh yeah baby, cook my socks
someone who, bizarely, wishes they were a Cockney when they aren't one. Even more annoying than a cockney wanker since the latter can't help it, but a mockney is so by choice.
That Jamie Oliver is a right mockney wanker