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seksin

An incredibly p2w server which gives donators ability to kick people from bedwars game and you can pay for items in bedwars games and OP shit in survival

"Do u play seksin?"
"Yes"
"Then ur fucktarded L"

by missingno_kekw March 24, 2022


Turkey banning minecraft

On march 10, 2015, some motherfuckers recommended a ban on minecraft because it's being based on violent lol (cuz u have to kill mob to protect ur stuff = violent)
some people think that they just want attention to become more powerful (by forcing kids to stop having fun) but the ban failed in an unspectacular way

turkey banning minecraft for being too violent but the ban failed lol

by missingno_kekw April 30, 2022


Pause the game

Your mom intentionally trying to sabotage your perfect bedwars experience

Me: break 6 beds and going to break last one to do the perfect game
My mom: pause the game and do the dish!

by missingno_kekw March 07, 2022


bank robbery

A beggar walk into a bank asking for free money, If u dont give it ur done.

A guy do a bank robbery and polices dont do shit about it

by missingno_kekw March 06, 2022


Lifesteal SMP

A very based server owned by ParrotX2 and if u kill someone u steal their heart

wanna join my lifesteal smp copy?

by missingno_kekw March 07, 2022


Murphy's Law

1. anything than can go wrong, will go wrong
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out

my mom found me out playing games thanks to the murphy's law

by missingno_kekw March 07, 2022


igblon

or IGoByLotsOfNames a fucking hypixel skyblock tryhard and youtuber that do free 2nfg campaign and do hypixel skyblock
he is nutorious for his low-budget style editing and tts usage in his youtube vid

fuck igblon

by missingno_kekw February 14, 2022