FaceTime premium

Just like normal FaceTime but with added sexual perks.

Yo I just got off that FaceTime premium grind with my gf!

re-rod

A person of questionable mental capabilities; a retard

That kid who just got a 0 on his test is a big re-rod

electronic crack

bbs.fuckedcompany.com
When a new user stumbles on the FC message board, they are there for life. Often, they will inform the board of their planned departure, but inevitably return to get their fix.

FC is like electronic crack. Enter at your own risk.

purpl3haz3

Bred from the notorious TWATUS FAGGOTUS, this is a gayfagshitsuckingdickface who regularly fucks chickens with a strap-on

.... err fag?

Full cheddar

Doing something to the max. The highest accomplishment. The highest standards. The real McCoy

I'm getting the full cheddar with my girlfriend tonight!