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Sledging with a skateboard, having removed the wheels.
John: hey dude, you coming sledging?
Bob: sorry dude, ain't got no sledge.
John: just take the wheels off your skateboard, innit. Skledging.
Bob: dude!
adj.
The discovery that an apparent truth was in fact a lie. Not to be confused with being Dionest.
"Dan told me that drinks were going to be £1 all night just so I would invite loads of people. Turns out the drinks are £2 - I feel so dehonest!"
Infantile, seemingly British, term for the female genitalia.
"Show me your winkle and I'll show you my ninny"
Wrinkles that appear on a woman (usually in the facial region) after significant weight loss.
Mavis: 'ave you seen Doris of late? 'Er shrinkles are 'orrid!
Dorothy: Innit!
The surreptitious use of Google Latitude on your girlfriend's phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. Tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. Also requires a phone that supports Latitude, but helped by the prevalence of Android, Apple OS and Blackberry phones.
Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
John: so Carla's gone out with her friends tonight, huh? Where are they headed?
Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???
John: dude!
Behaviour outside the realms of normal, with respect to the individual.
To do one's own thing.
To 'give the birdie' to the world and make a concerted effort to annoy / piss off / offend as many people as possible in a given timeframe.
John: Er... is Calvin off on one?
James: Nope - he usually chases pigeons on his lunchbreak.
James: Woah - does Miranda usually dance on tables whilst inebriated, sans underwear??
John: Nope - she's off on one.
Portmanteau of the words 'craic' and 'action'. Not to be confused with the word 'craction'.
Craiction can be used to describe activities or events associated with having a good time. Such good times may include consumption of alcoholic beverages, dancing to music, having sexual intercourse, or any number of other debaucherous ongoings.
John: Dude, some craiction is much-needed tonight.
Bob: Yep, I'm feeling that.
John: So what's the plan?
Bob: Start in the Goose, head to the Bull and hook up with some others, then get into Schpunk at the Wedge for about midnight?
John: Schweeeeeeeeeeeet...