ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe

"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."

fot

n. Perineum. The region between one's anus and one's genitals.

"If you lick her fot
she'll love you lots."

-Dad

shizzlebang

that extra something

like a girl has to have a little shizzlebang

Cream of Meat

Semen

She licked up all of my cream of meat...

Duct Tape

1. It holds the universe together.

"Duct tape holds all things together."

scone

A type of cake. Should be pronounced "scone" to rhyme with "gone" not "scone" to rhyme with "cone" unless you are an upper-class nancy boy.

Time for some lovely tea and scones. Tip-top!

wodie

Where u at?

1 kid: yo wodie
2 kid im hittin this nice party come chilkl