A member of a band, almost always a high school marching band. Band Geeks generally form packs with complex social structure, the biggest geek being the top (or "alpha") geek.
Band Geeks should unite and rule the world through force.
One who engages in haberdashing.
Look at that haberdasher haberdash.
Only the true degenerete with a depreaved mind could elicit such a word. It has no meaning and at a simple utterance can drive a sane man Mad!
"Merf" - to which others in the room reply "OH GOD IT BURNS!!!"