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Satan`s way of torturing us on Earth

I kept on getting ads every fucking time I logged into something and they made me depressed

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020


I hate school

The thing that literally every kid in the world thinks in their heads.

Man I hate school. Fuck everybody there. Especially the teachers.

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020


Will to live

Something I don`t have.

Me: I have no will to live
Friend: Why?
Me: Because Fortnite players are everywhere I turn
Friend: Fair enough

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020


Human Verification

The worst fucking thing ever invented by technology and makes you question if Satan has found a way to torture us on Earth. It`s damn near impossible to get them correct, and it ruins fucking everything. Even here on Urban Dictionary I had to fucking click that i`m not a robot to a god damn robot. I give a big fat fuck you to whoever the hell made this online torture device. ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•

Human Verification wants to make me fucking die.

by nabrU yranoitciD January 22, 2020


Inside jokes

The thing that Urban Dictionary hates and will not let you publish a definition if it includes an inside joke

I made inside jokes and Urban Dictionary got triggered

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020


Celery

Satan`s food.

Celery is made from the deepest pits of hell

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020


Lana

The word Anal backwards.

"Whats your name?"
"Lana."
"Anal lmao"

by nabrU yranoitciD February 28, 2020