scouse

Inhabitant of Liverpool, strong dialect, (stereotype): Shellsuited, mulleted, car theives.

Scouse bastards nicked my wheels!

saxo

Citroen Hatchback car, replaced far superior AX. Driven by lowlifes such as Chris Smyth who think that it is a high performance car when in fact it can barely outrun a bus. Often seen in Tamworth.

Ive just got a new stereo for my Saxo

bollix

Alternative (eg internet) spelling of bollocks, as used by Gav Bell.

On msn: "bollix left me fukin mobile at uni"

bit

An unspecified short amount of time (usually less than an hour).

Can be used to indicate that events will follow a normal timescale, or otherwise be used to postpone an event for a time.

A 'bit' usually refers to the expected or average amount of time that should be taken to complete the task in question.
When postponing an event, however, a 'bit' can be considerably longer.

Eg, If you are due to visit a friend who lives a 15 minute drive away, to be round 'in a bit' could indicate that you will be there in about 1/2 hour, 15 minutes preparation to leave and 15 minutes driving.

The expression 'in a bit' is often used in Midland dialect as a farewell, similar to laters.

'A bit' should not however be confused with 'Quite a bit', which always indicates an unusually large amount of time (or something else), and is analogous to a 'while'.

"I'll be round yours in a bit"

amber gambler

A driver who speeds through yellow lights in order to get through before they turn red.

everyones an amber gambler

bostik

Brand of glue, popular with glue sniffers due to its high solvent content.

"You been on the Bostik again?"

hetero

ded's word for gay.

also, canadian word for 'gay'

Wearing platform shoes is quite hetero