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To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.
(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."
1. Sow
2. Bzak mooey
3. Welfare fraud
Queenheartles, while snarfing in the trough, mooed at the simulated train running thru the kitchen, getting soot all over her poo-poo undies.
To walk very fast to avoid being mugged, as in Lambeth, S London.
...Doing the Lambeth walk...OI!
Rotund New labour minister. Known for driving 2 jaguars (sometimes at the same time) and punching people.
To crash or lose control of a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond (also known as 'hamster') of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.
"160mph? Careful you don't hamster it, son"
1: Was prosecuted.
2: Was defrauded.
3: Was fucked (in any sense).
1: "Daves got done for stopping on a red route"
2: "I got done for that saxo, it cost me £3000"
3: "She got done by steve after the club"