john hits

Bong hits taken while on the john; i.e. hits of marijuana inhaled whilst seated on a toilet.

I started my day with some john hits. What a great way to relax.

butter body

1. An individual with an attractive face, but an unnattractive body, i.e. "Her face is pretty, but her body..."
2. A chubby girl with a pretty face.

I let her blow me, but I didn't bone her. She's a butter body, after all.

rasharded

pertaining to Rashard Lewis. Can be used in either a positive or negative context, depending on the situation at hand.

You see the game last night? That shit was rasharded, son!

thuggernaut

A thuggish juggernaut. A lawless, feral, unstoppable force.

Here comes the THUGGERNAUT!

laughrodisiac

the stimulation of sexual desire through humor.

His jokes served as a laughrodisiac, and the girl looked at him with desire flashing in her eyes.

tattoobs

tattooed boobs.

She looked pretty, until I saw that her breasts were, in actuality, tattoobs.

noop

A poop taken in the nude, i.e. a nude poop. To defecate whilst completely naked.

"Samy's in the bathroom taking a noop: a nude poop."
"Why does he take his clothes off every time he poops? So weird."