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horrible, horrible drivel.
(Actually, I like the saga. I found it ENTERTAINING. Unlike, say, anything written by Margaret Attwood, efin snore. However, I just want to be cool like everyone else, and rag on the books.)
Many people believe twilight is killing vampire culture thought when you boil it down there's nothing wrong with the actual storyline. Sadly the book suffers from a dumb-down teen-fiction blandness of atmosphere and a writing style with a complete lack of character.
Yet, it could be much worse for vampires:
Imagine:
Animé Samurai Robot/Vampire/Catpeople. *Deep Shudder* I think I just puked a little in my mouth.
a good tool for pushing crazed teenaged fangirls out of the way when going to see eclipse in theatres.
Eclipse is scheduled to be released in theatres June 20th. I must make sure I take my roulette rake with me as there is likely to be a lot of crazed teenaged fangirls.
A safe way to call a person a hermaphrodite to their face. Unless the person speaks German, then you're out of luck.
Person 1: Hi, Zwitter.
Hermaphrodite: Hey, guys. I might just have the best nickname, of all.
A european woman who often has pronouciation problems with the english language and her speech failure inadvertantly ends up sounding like dirty talk.
Olga: Oh no, I think you may have burned something on the stove. Oh my, it smells like a skank.
Daughter: ?You mean skunk.
Olga: I don't like it when you speak erotically to me.
Daughter: ?You mean erratically.
Olga: You, shat up.
Daughter: I sweared, I sorry. *mutters under breath* Evra.
The antonym of IT (Information Technology)
Definition: Technically Illiterate
Mike: I think I might be TI
Me: Why?
Mike: Well I just got my internet hooked up at home, and I went to youtube.com. It asked me to sign in, and asked for my email address, and my address, and a password, then it asked for my cell phone number, so I filled it in, and then I got a call 2 minutes later, tell me that I had signed a contract agreeing to pay $5 a week for text messages.
Me: Oh, dear. You were raped by the internet.
corallary: peripheral vision
Peripheral hearing is hearing auditory information on a subconcious level but not quite fully processing what is heard.
It took three erasers to the back of the head for the teacher's question about justice versus courage in plato's the republic to filter through my peripheral hearing. I was busy watching leprachaun acrobatics on the chalkboard.
A person who is simultaneously impressed by the a definition on urban dictionary for its verbal prowess, creativity, absurdity, humour, etc. and at the same time disgusted or morally outraged by the definition and proceeds to give the def. the thumbs up followed immediately by the thumbs down, just to be fair.
hippy-crit: HAHAHAHAHHAH! The shocker! I've never laughed so hard in my life. Thumbs up! However anal penetration is wrong and not what Jesus would have wanted, so thumbs down.