Noun: A woman to be loved, and treasured! Someone that brings total bliss to your life! A very honest, loyal, and trustworthy person!
Verb: A woman who sets your mind on fire! Someone that blows your mind!
It wasn't till I had a Lynn in my life that it gave true meaning!
Till I met Lynn, I was bored and unhappy!
The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the-blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.
"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."
What you have to do if you want to smoke the weed in your dorm room at college.
When Ben wants to light up a phatty spliff in his room he needs to turn on the fan
When a woman steps up like a man and gets smacked down like a man.
My woman tried to step up so she got the Warsame beat down
An unexpected hit in the jewels.
Man, yout crzy dog just nut checked me. He's lucky I don't monkey punch him.
To insult someone when usualy when they are walking down the road and the skanker is in a car.
I was walking home from the bar when someone called me a ball licker. He skanked me for no reason