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When your dog wakes you up to take him outside to drop off his payload and instead you pick him up to put him on the bed with you because you're too damn lazy to get up, and while picking him up you squeeze his stomach and he pinches one planting a warm fuzzy on your forehead.
Husband: I better take Otis out before he pulls another Shaulis.
beauty is what every living creature posseses
Even the ugliest thing you can ever see, it holds some beauty inside of it.
A word used to expresse extreme disgust with someone else
Your a F**KING MOLHEAD, not to be confused with mole
The distance of a normal city block multiplied by 10.
A mall is two Al-Blocks from my house.
when a girl has too much hair down there
god damn she had a hairy ass cooch so i told her to go shave it
To get down to work on what you have to do.
I got turn off the TV and hunker down and get this homework done.