To 'fuck' something in the sense of breaking or destroying, rather than of copulating with it.
Backslang of fook - a corruption of fuck.
Not to be confused with queef.
Fred totally koofed his van by driving it into a wall.
The best or highest valued ability of a person. Mostly used in a negative sense to emphasise that someone is not good at a particular activity.
The phrase derives from card games where suits are considered to have different values.
Daphne: Wanna go dance?
Fred: Dancing isn't my strong suit. How about we go bowling instead?
The Welsh-language word for the country of Wales.
Variants: Gymru, Nghymru.
The celtic names for Cornwall, Wales, Ireland and Scotland were Cerniw, Cymru, Eire and Alba.
Humourous response to any question where a noun or noun-phrase is expected.
See also: Yer mum
Q: What time is it?
A: Your mum.
Q: Under which of the true sciences should philosophy be classified?
A: Your mum.
etc.
Stronger version of bite me, specifying the biter should (metaphorically) bite the speaker's scrotum.
A good way of saying no.
Exclamation uttered by insane people, or people pretending to be so.
(Read it backwards.)
Fred: You're nuts!
Daphne: Hee hee hee. Enasnimai!
Used as a confirmative, denoting the non-impossibility or existence of something somebody said "no way" to.
Daphne: I'm pregnant!
Fred: No way!
Daphne: Yes way!