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yes way

Used as a confirmative, denoting the non-impossibility or existence of something somebody said "no way" to.

Daphne: I'm pregnant!
Fred: No way!
Daphne: Yes way!

by phantom oddity January 15, 2004


sputch

An onomatopaeic ("sound effect") word that can only mean something bad or unpleasant has happened.

An exception to this rule applies to the heroes in zombie (or other monster) movies for whom the sound may represent the death of an enemy.

"Where's the cat?" *Sputch* "Uh-oh."

"Die zombie die!!!" *Sputch* "I love the smell of dead zombie in the morning."

"What's that lump under the carpet?" *Sputch* "Where's the hamster?" "Uh-oh."

by Phantom Oddity May 06, 2004


purple cow

The imaginary subject of the nursery rhyme by the same name.

I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I will tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

by phantom oddity May 28, 2004


tertiary

Used to describe something that is third in a list or classification system.

Follows on from primary and secondary.

'Tertiary education' in most countries refers to college or university education.

by phantom oddity October 13, 2005


vom

n.: Vomitus; The result of someone or something having vomited; A pile/pool/puddle/lump of vomitus.

v.: To vomit.

May be used in place of shit for most meanings of that word.

Danny's day was going well until he stepped in the dog-vom.
"Vom!" he cursed as he vommed up his breakfast.
From that point on his whole day turned to vom.
All in all it had turned into the vommiest day of his life.
etc.

by phantom oddity January 09, 2004


I'll pencil you in

A phrase meaning that the speaker intends to add the listener to a list, or make an appointment for the listener to attend a meeting at a later time.

(Pencil, a noun, is being used as a verb for the action associated with it.)

Fred: I need help with my homework.
Daphne: I'm not free until 6.30. I'll pencil you in for then if that's OK.
Fred: It's a date.

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004


wababooshka

May mean nothing but is undoubtedly derived from 'Babooshka', the Russian word for 'Grandma'.

Make of that what you will.

by phantom oddity January 13, 2004