PDA

Public Display of Affection

Jesus, not another PDA! There are 24 hours in a day... can you two take it somewhere else please!

dry spank

Masturbation without the aid of lubrication. Can be done anytime, anywhere.

If yer a man with a hand, and it can reach yer schlong, yer never far from
a good ol' dry spank

ink one out

masturbate, spank, beat off

Thought about her so much that I just HAD to ink one out.

ink

semen, spunk, wad

I coated her cans with ink.

hershey's kisses

1. Small breasts; bigger than skeets
2. Nipples that look _exactly_ like the
candy

Who wouldn't wanna suck on them hershey's kisses?

platters

1. A set of cans (rack) that defies gravity, as if supported by, or served up on platters.

One monstrous set of platters is almost
too much for any man.