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A common variant of dump, the powerdump often occurs when one has diahrrea, has eaten something just a little too spicy, or has held it in just way too long. According to extensive reasearch on the powerdump, the majority of people who undergo it often say that it is one of the more unpleasant kinds of dumps. When taking a powerdump, it is not unusual to firmly grip the underside of the toilet seat to maintain stability.
Man, Rick had to take a powerdump last night, and he ended up spewing crap all over the place before he could sit down. Now my bathroom's ruined.
Considered by many to be something of a god among mere mortals, Ingle Mingiti was perhaps the greatest person ever to come out of southern Syria in the early 16th century. Born of Irish and Inca bloodlines, Mingiti was truly a sight to behold. It was widely rumored that he could shove a mandolin up a goat's ass without even breaking a sweat, but this was only a small example of his power.
In 1523, he set sail to Spain aboard his schooner, the Kazaa. Upon arrival, Mingiti mustered up a group of 4 Spaniards and one Portugal man, and set out for the New World. During the long journey westward, the Spaniards began to go crazy, and begged Mingiti if they could eat the Portugal man. "Nay", said Mingiti, and so it was. The Spaniards were permitted to merely chew on the Portugal man, but not to consume any part of him, and so they did. Eventually, they arrived at what would someday nearly become known as the Mormon nation of Deseret. The party explored this strange new land, but were soon attacked by a bear, which disrupted their trek, and scattered the group across the continent.
The Europeans were eventually all killed, either by Indians or baseball midgets, but Ingle Mingiti lived on. It is said that during his travels, he found the fountain of youth in Denver, and lives to this day, working as a 7-11 cashier in Toronto.
Ingle Mingiti was truly a great man, and will be remembered forever for never giving up in the face of adversity.
Arguably the best Alice in Chains album/EP ever put out. It has more of an acoustic vibe to it than any of their full length albums.
Jerry Cantrell's awesome on Jar of Flies. Just listen to Whale and Wasp and you'll see.
A fairly rich town in Colorado. It's filled with wealthy bastards, wiggers, and some of the biggest pricks in Boulder county. Superior is seemingly overrun by white arrogant teenagers who feel everyone must bow down to them. Occasionally you'll find someone who isn't a complete jerk, and knows what they're talking about, but those instances are rare. On the upside however, it's not a very violent place, and it's pretty nice looking when compared to surrounding towns. Just overpopulated with idiots.
Superior's a cool place to live as long as you can ignore the morons that try to force you to look up to them.
The first of the two EPs Alice in Chains put out. It's way different than their other stuff, seeing how it's all acoustic. Since it's an EP, it's pretty short, being only four songs long (Five if you count the hidden track). There also a few guest singers on Sap as well, notably Chris Cornell and the singer from Heart. Unlike Alice in Chains' previous album, Facelift, Sap seemed to trade loud and fast electric guitar for slower rhythyms and more meaningful lyrics.
Sap's an great EP. The hidden track on it sure did piss off a bunch of people.
A terrible movie. Here's a rundown of the story:
Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.
Never see this movie.
Some movies are so bad, they're hilarious, such as Doom or AvP. Jason X is not one of these movies.
A fun Star Wars RTS game. Although it's a little hard to load on older computers, and it is a purely military themed game, Force Commander is awesome. Take control of either the Empire or the Alliance, and try to conquer your enemies. Unfortunately, Force Commander wasn't recieved well by gamers, and a new Star Wars RTS was released to please those people. The new game used the Age of Empires engine and was called Galactic Battlegrounds. GB was pretty fun, but I don't think it stands up to its predeccesor.
My army of AT-STs and AT-PTs raped the little Rebel soldiers.