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when a member of the opposite sexes genitalia looks so delicious you could eat it.
Hey Baby, I just love your edible arrangement!
The trimming and shaving of your genital area and or arm pits.
Dan said to Jenny " Thank god you practice turf maintenance or we wouldn't be together!"
When someone snores soooooo f.....ng loud they wake themselves up not knowing what has happened!
Michael told me that he was snoring sooooooo loud this morning that it startled him and he woke up! He couldn't believe he Snartled!!