Not exactly right but not broken
Billy: I am heading over to Meghan's. She said her lawnmower is acting jinky and I want to see if I can fix it.
A person who "enjoys" sniffing mannequins, usually in public (in stores), but private parties do exist.
Did you hear about Meghan? She got a lifetime ban from Wally World. Security caught her sniffing the "Back to School" mannequins. She is such a quinnie.
Who was the hot, fit guy Meghan was chatting with last night? That is Doug, not her type, he loves rainbow bagels
Walking up in the morning, hungover, after a night on the town and finding fast food in your pocket.
Dude, I don't remember much after the 6th round of fireball shots last night, but the Wendy's JBC hit the spot this morning . I love a pocket burger and it was still warm!!!
A casual name for a person you are having sex with but are not committed to.
Jim: Bill, You and Meghan have been spending a lot of time together. Are you two getting serious? Bill: No, she is just my lobster.
Smoking marijuana, enjoying things that are "green".
Bill: "What are you doing this afternoon?" Jeff: "Going over to Meghan's, we are planning on greening and watching cartoons "
Another name for an adult entertainment establishment, a strip club
Bill: "Dude, where did you meet that hot chick, Meghan?" Dan: "She dances at the jiggle joint right by my house."