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n. Someone who resides in or looks like the reside in a township, i.e., Dearborn Heights, MI. These folks are generally trashy and put the ass in class.
Look at this fuckin shipper
n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"
What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts.
Me: That chick has a nice rack, I would like to meloniusly assault her.
n. Some gross, expensive, hipster beer that tastes like wine. Will get you drunk.
I tasted Newcastle, then grimmaced.
n. Synonym for NASCAR (see neck car), referencing the cartoon character, the Tazmanian Devil, whose likeness can be found stuck on TAZCAR fans' pickup trucks and tatooed on their arms.
"Matt and I got drunk and actually watched, like, two hours of TAZCAR. It was exhilarating."
n. Dearborn, MI. A suburb of Detroit. Hometown to Ford Motor Company and Henry Ford. The east side is populated with mostly Arabic people. The west side is populated with old white people and bored teenagers. The old people say "Dearburn" instead of "Dearborn".
Dearborn is pretty much gay.
n. A cigarette, moke, choker, or cancer stick.
Dude: Eh, let me bum a smiggle.