six billion secrets

The most depressing website you will ever visit. It's like FML, but way less amusing.

Dude, I was on six billion secrets last night....I just about bawled my eyes out.

first soprano

The absolute highest voice in a choir, and undoubtedly the sexiest (when it belongs to a girl, on a guy it's just creepy).

Dude, did you hear that first soprano bust that high D? Damn, that was hot.