cumguzzler

a man or woman who likes to drink the sexual excretions of a penis.

That Jason Franks is such a "cumguzzler".

Yngwie Malmsteen

Crazyyy guitarist that plays as fast as a mother

Yngwie is a grreat guitarist

Dinglehopper

the name scuttle from the Little Mermaid gave a fork

I am the little mermaid, i think i'll comb my hair with my dinglehopper

Fuck you motherfuckers

A good retort to someone who is so ignorantly patriotic that they believe anyone who has a problem with the way their country is run or has an opinion that is different than the majority is "un-American" and doesn't deserve to live there. These people are usually in the religious right and are actually the only proof against human evolution.

Got a problem with me expressing my opinions? FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS. Go back to church.

get

to get high

origionated in Carpinteria

hey lets go get

get me!

Simplimified

The deliberate act of breaking up with someone

I simplimified myself today. You need to be simplimified.

ERQ

The 'threesome' of Emerald, Ruby, and Quartz. It was founded in Northwest High School. You wish you were in it.

E: When is the next ERQ night?
Q: This Friday, like every Friday.
R: We will make babies.