Nempton

Someone who cannot get a stiffy

"I heard that guy is a nempton."

Pigs Ears

Beers.

"Lets grab a few pigs ears for the ride home"

hang time

the amount a girls flaps hang from the cunt

dude, when that girl bent over she had some serious Hang Time.

Swollen Member

An erect penis

"I gave her some swollen member last night. She loved it"

Torn Tarp

A thrashed vagina

"Her box looked like a torn tarp"

Dodger

Bread

"We need a loaf of dodger" or "get a bit of dodger into you son"

Morton

The Penis.

"She grabbed me on the morton"