gu

A person who is both smart at things he wants to learn, but needs to take a break once in a while.

Hey Gu, Stop getting A's!

To Gu or Not to Gu, that is the question.

Green Day

A shithouse band that tweenies think are real rock but its worse than avril lavigne. They used to be good before american idiot but now they suck fat cock

Oh and by the way:
Hey girls! Billie Joe Armstrong will never fuck you

Tween:
omfg!!11111 have youuu heerrd boulivard of bwoken dwweams by gwween day, its like so hard core

me: you suck, go listen to real rock like sum 41, korn or even rummenstein but YOU WOULDNT KNOW WHAT THAT IS, WOULD YOU SWWWIIINNNNNNNEEEE

jentozzi

An act while having anal penetration, the receiver turns around and takes it in the mouth

Wendy gave me a jentozzi last night and it was good.

bush cookie

a slang term for Vagina.

I was finger bangin' the bush cookie while sitting in the back of the school bus.

gondle

a synonym of gooch and taint--referring to the area between sac and crack.

When I sat down, the Gold Bond fell to my gondle...ooch.

viel

Greatness beyond all possible comparisons.

v. viel
adv. vielly

Don't doubt it.

v. The joyous sound of the wind and the waves breaking on the shore last night was amazingly viel.

adv. I went to a Dave Matthews Band concert last night, it was vielly good.


Or you can use a combination of the verb and adverb. ie: I made sweet love down by the fire last night, and it was vielly viel.

schizabootal

seperating your nuts from your leg

damn yo, distract these females, i gotta schizabootal real quick, the sabre-tooth crotch critters are gnawling on my buffalo-sack and my leg.