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Textard

A person who is completely inept at texting. Someone who is always misinterpreting what you are trying to communicate and constantly cannot accurately express their message.

OMG Sandy doesn't get it....she's a textard.

by scratchy2868 January 06, 2022


Slush

Slut+Lush

That girl is a crazy Slush

by scratchy2868 August 08, 2021


Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 03, 2020


Steelman

Simply put-To make the strongest case of a position/debate whether you agree with that position or not.

I don’t agree with Trump, but I can Steelman his position.

by scratchy2868 April 05, 2025


Dump it in Her Pail

Technically-To fuck a girl in the ass. Can also be loosely translated for tradition intercourse. Can also be more broadly defined as messing with someone.

Steve: She is so fucking hot! Johnny: Totally...I want to dump it in her pail!

by scratchy2868 May 11, 2015


Jizz Jazzer

When you ejaculate up someone's nose.

Dude, when Stacey was blowing me, i accidentally gave her a Jizz Jazzer.

by scratchy2868 July 08, 2018