A person who is completely inept at texting. Someone who is always misinterpreting what you are trying to communicate and constantly cannot accurately express their message.
OMG Sandy doesn't get it....she's a textard.
Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.
Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.
Simply put-To make the strongest case of a position/debate whether you agree with that position or not.
I don’t agree with Trump, but I can Steelman his position.
Technically-To fuck a girl in the ass. Can also be loosely translated for tradition intercourse. Can also be more broadly defined as messing with someone.
Steve: She is so fucking hot! Johnny: Totally...I want to dump it in her pail!
When you ejaculate up someone's nose.
Dude, when Stacey was blowing me, i accidentally gave her a Jizz Jazzer.