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What happens to you after watching a certain movie trilogy one too many times.
Sir Ian can blow it out his ass. I am now Bored of the Rings.
A Vagina, including all related anatomic structures such as the clitoris, pubic hair and labia.
John came so much that Jane was picking crusties off of her Snoogie Bug for a month.
(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.
The urban dictionary editor developed saxaphone penis from pounding his tool 13 times a day.
(v.) to poo
I'll be there as soon as I can but first I have to drop mr. brown off at the pool.
Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.
Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.
(n) a person who gives the 325th listed definition of fucktard on Urban Dictionary as someone "far beyond a dumbass" and "braindead" and then, in the same definition, gives an incorrect spelling for the word ridiculously.
dr. rob can officially be considered the "Lord of the Fucktards" (opening soon at a theater near you).