kerplosion

The sound you hear when you open a bag of chips.

When the bag of chips was opened, a loud kerplosion was heard.

Gromph

Is way cooler than epitaph because he epi licks monkey nuts.

wow, that guy is so gromph.. and him over there is so epitaph, ewww, get away from that monkey.

devirginizer

n. basically a guy who goes out of his way to be the first to invade a girl's cave of pleasure and/or fecal extraction tunnel

Every friday at lunch Dylan, an accomplished devirginizer, stalked the campus of the neighborhood junior high looking for his latest conquest(s).

Swanus

Having, or relating to a sweaty anus.

Man it's so hot today I got a mad case of swanus.

turtle

Slang term used in the bay area for marijuana. Coined turtle because it's green and makes you move slow.

We just smoked some turtle and are high.

KaMeKaZi

n.any lobster fanatic with great pick up lines;v.the act of sexin up crustacians

...so i got back on the boat and he was in the middle of kamekazi!

Pilf

verb, to steal something in a feendish way simply to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I robbed his trousers while he was swimming, hes going to have to walk around all day without any on, HAHAHA.