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f.b.i.

An anacronym for the term "free balling it",it is shorthand for a male's decision to go sans swaddling or minus his u-trou...

When he realized he was out of clean underwear,Carl decided to go f.b.i.

by sheila in the car January 13, 2010


near miss

An aviation term which has gained mainstream usage to describe the unfortunate event of two planes flying so close within an airspace that a passenger of one plane can be heard asking why the passenger of the other is getting steak for dinner.

Due to an aircontroller's ineptitude, the two flights to LAX were in a near miss situation.

by sheila in the car December 19, 2009


thank you dad

term used to describe a son or daughter who hit life's lottery by being spawned by a rich/successful and generous father

Paul's ascendance to the CEO position of his father's company made it official....he was a "thank you dad" kid.

by sheila in the car June 13, 2010


bardar

an internal GPS of a sort which provides the uncanny and coveted ability to determine the location of the nearest bar.....

When traveling out of state, Paul called upon his bardar to lead the group to the local watering hole, "Murphys".

by sheila in the car November 15, 2009


shovel ready

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort

After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..

by sheila in the car April 05, 2009


perrenial partygoer

someone who would go to the opening of an envelope(rimshot)
See Paris Hilton,the late great Martin Slobotkin of Boston

I can only aspire to be a perrenial partygoer....

by sheila in the car June 22, 2009


labor of love

phrase used to best describe one's willingness to perform for another or act on another's behalf without remuneration

Harrison's cameo in the indie was a labor of love....

by sheila in the car June 21, 2009