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term oft used to establish an opportunity lost
Ever hopeful he would get back together with his girlfriend,Paul finally realized "that ship has sailed" when he heard she married another.
descriptive term for the ever popular middle finger,the finger most favored by those flipping the bird and amateur gynecologists alike...
Paul was known to make use of his business finger when a car cut him off on the highway....
Regardless of age ,race or creed,the pimple you can pretty much bank on heading in your direction before any of life's major events.Not suprisingly,the size of said pimple being in direct correlation to the personal importance of the pending event.
Just days before his appearance on TV, Paul's worse fears were realized with the advent of a prom zit .
term which aptly describes the status of a husband who is in mondo big trouble with the misses ....
(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)
After three days of observing him awaken for work from his office couch, the entire office knew Paul was officially out of the big bed....
term which rivals "eat,pray,love" and is used to aptly describe a man's journey of discovery and quest for personal fulfillment........
The sequel to "eat,pray love" dealing with man's similar introspective journey for contentment is to be called eat,drink,fart.
From the law enforcement term regarding safety measure known as Shelter in Place...Swelter in Place is the situation one finds oneself in when faced with a heat wave and no air conditioning or when engaging in a sauna.
The never ending high summer temperatures caused many to Swelter in Place.
Incorporating the Yiddish term for sweat, this phrase refers to
the use of a sauna
After he finished working out at the health club,Eric
opted for a sit and shvitz...