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The act of being intoxicated or otherwise inebriated to the point of being pirate faced making the individual unable to drive or walk in a straight line.
Driving while not focusing on the road and swerving around
Past Tense
Damn I can't believe Lil Mike got a dewey last night. I guess he got his swerve on after he left the bar.
The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.
I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!
A person that is at a very high level of intoxication to the point of needing to close one eye to avoid double vision.
The pirate portion is in reference to a carefree demeanor, strong alcohol breath, and the use of only one eye as if they were wearing an eye patch.
I coined this term after meeting an individual in A.A. and discussing my use of one eye to be able to see while drunk. He mentioned that he always had an eyepatch hanging from his rear view mirror for just such an occasion!
I can't believe Frankie actually beat guts with that beezy that was rockin the pirate face.