Wandering or standing around aimlessly as if you are suffering from Alzheimer's disease, usually because you are drunk or under the influence of drugs.
fuck me, Brad's had a heavy night, he's altzing badly this morning. see (monging)
A solitary, lone tooth usually in thw mouth of an elderly person, which would have to chase a pickled onion around the mouth in a bid to eat it.
"Who di you think grassed you up for growing the skunk Baz?"
"Aah probably that old cunt with the onion chaser downstairs".
A very expensive slap-back or beanie hat carrying a serious designer label usually worn by a black man.
"Fuck me Del, some of those wog bonnets are more than 300 quid. Thats a LOT of mugging bro"