jeez

plural for jiz.

man ure trying too hard; don't get the jeez on the ceiling.

notahopeinhell

No chance at getting what you want

Boy "Will you have sex with me?"
Girl "notahopeinhell"

choc nosed

To rub your Ass hole on someones nose...could also incorporate a fart in the face

What a drunk idiot..Give him a choc nose when he passes out.

whatareyaawanka

are you a wanka

Hey, Whatareyaawanka?

george w. bush

the first ever chimpanzee to be president of a country.

let's go to the zoo, i hear they're showcasing dubya's relatives.

cumquat

the female fruit

I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy

jaeryunjung

refers to being really cool

jaeryunjung is really cool.