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A carbonated drink that is popular with primary school kids who don't know any better. Possibly the best toilet bleach/silver cleaner/nail dissolver ever invented.
"Toilet's blocked"
"Hang on. I'll get the Coke"
A nickname for Stella Artois. Its origins come from British drinking culture. Copious consumption of Stella will make someone more violent than if they were drinking any other brand of lager.
Murphy drank some Fighting Fuel. Now he is barred from every pub in town.
A man whose idea of freeing people is to blow them up. Since coming to power he has managed to invade 2 countries for pure profit. Before September 11th, spent 46% of his time on holiday. America would be better off with a monkey in charge.
Today President Bush said he was going to devaluate the Yen, causing a stock market panic. Apparently he meant deflate.
When you go into McDonalds for the sole purpose of using the bathroom.
Please note: If challenged by the spotty staff member, then your declaration that you will buy food afterwards is a McShit with Lies
A romantic comedy featuring lots of flesh-eating zombies. The only known example is Shaun of the Dead.
Did you see that romzomcom yet?
Word of Cork origin. Has several meanings, depending on context.
1) Penis
2) Foolish person
3) To be intoxicated
1) I've got a huge langer, boy.
2) You're some langer, boy.
3) He was langers, boy.