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I was just doing 10km over the speed limit when I got gunged by the traffic gungibles.
1) Unteachable or untrainable
2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse
3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.
3) George W. Bush
George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.
An applicant for a position or process (e.g., certification) who is the lowest common denominator of applicant who causes the most trouble for the least result and basically manages to shoot themselves in the foot (tread on their own dick) at every turn.
At this place, we only get two kinds of customer. Applicants and applicunts.
The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.
After the impeachment, the voting at the next election was furious.
a) Substantive, has depth
b) High Viscosity
c) Stupid
a) The think timbers supported the weight of the truck
b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.
c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.
1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.
2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)
3) Any pain in the arse.
Poms are like haemorrhoids. They come out, they are a pain in the arse and they won't go back.
Any act that makes you feel good, but is unlikely to be noticed by anyone.
See Voting.
Jack: Did you vote yesterday?
Jill: No. Voting is like peeing in a wetsuit - your get a nice warm feeling but nobody really notices.
Jack: Ah, the wet suit syndrome.